The Oddest Book Title Competition.

The Bookseller trade magazine announced that a self-help manual titled “If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start With Your Legs” won this year’s oddest book title competition.

This competition was launched in 1978 at the Frankfurt Book Fair and with the exception of the year 1987 and the year 1991 all the other years had a winner.

To give you an idea of the titles that make the grade here is a list of winners.

Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice

Joy of Chickens

The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling

Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual

Living with Crazy Buttocks

Bombproof Your Horse

Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition

Among these do you have any personal favorites?